Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Food

This guy I know is eating the wrong foods. In the morning, he will seek and purchase some horrible shit. His new favorite is the Quick Trip Jalapeno Sausage Roll. It's got cheese in it. One of 'em had a blood pocket, and that grossed him out for a couple of weeks. But flavor trumped mystery. He's had over a hundred of those breakfast bombs. The chewed sausage swims in a gut full of coffee.
Who's ready for lunch? Pizza buffet? Cheese! Chinese buffet? not much cheese, but ! Fast food? Burgers, tacos, taco-burgers? Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Chilidogs from Sonic, microwavables from gas stations, chicken from the colonel, Many combos come with fries and a big damn drink of corn syrup. Long John Silvers , "I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's!"
Suppertime means more of the same, but sometimes delivered. Peanut butter, peanut butter, peanut butter, soup. Peel plastic covering from potatos and heat on high for three minutes. Remove from oven and stir potatos. Continue heating on high for an additional 2 minutes. Or, get drunk and forget about dinner.
I don't feel so good.

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