Sunday, January 14, 2007

Drop some Freedom

Free 'em all, and let Coke and Pepsi sort 'em out. Look out!, here comes another thousand rounds of democracy. Sorry 'bout your baby. Sorry 'bout Grampa. Dip a digit in the purple ink of liberty and smile for the camera. Be careful getting home, if you have a home. Don't slip in the sewage. Don't trip on the carnage. Put on your Kevlar, we're going dancing. Knock, knock? Who's there? English profanity. English profanity who?
What should we do today, honey? Whatever we do, we could die. Let's go for a drive. Let's go to the park. Let's go shopping. Let's go to the bar. Honey, there aren't any bars here, we're muslim. I think there are some cool bars in the Green Zone, it's open-ended Karaoke night. I know a guy who can get us in. Where's your brother? He would love this. My brother can't go, he's dead. Did you forget to pay the utility bills again? Ali's got soccer practice tomorrow. I hope he can make it.

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