katrina

better?

you talkin' to me??

I'm the only one here

capacity

I love Recess

Heck of a job, Goney

Thirteen years ago... he remembers that shit. Where did I put that Freedom medal?
I had a year's worth of free Ben and Jerry's riding on April 1st '07 as the resignation date. I was wrong. There, I said it.
Who will edit our Constitution for us now?
For he's a jolly-Gone fellow
for he's a jolly-gone fellow
for he's a jolly-gone felloooow
Which nobody can impeach

Henchmen Wanted

I nominate Scooter Libby for AG. We've got to get Rove on the Supreme Court, put a man on Mars (Gonzales?), and stop the human-animal hybrids.

...other than that...

...things are fine. We're having wars and disasters. Football season is coming. "No answer" is Cheney's answer to the Energy Task Force investigation. We run a prison called Abu Ghraib. The Dept. of Justice has gotten political. The White House withholds climate change documents from congress and me. Presidential Records Act violations may be occuring through White House use of RNC e-mail accounts. Dept. of Transportation lobbies congress. Jack Abramoff. Lurita Doan. Karl Rove. Harriet Myers. Alberto Gonzales. Sara Taylor. Monica Goodling. Scooter Libby. Duke Cunningham. Ted Stevens. Plame. Pat Tillman. Jessica Lynch. Erik Prince. Blackwater. Negroponte. Rumsfeld. Wolfowitz. Pearle. Norquist. Exxon. Raytheon. The Carslyle? Group. Wal-Mart. Coke. Pepsi. McDonalds. Waste, Fraud, and Abuse.
Pre-war intelligence? The WH still insists that Iraq was trying to buy uranium.
Guantanamo , rendition , blacksites. Covert propaganda. Our administration has spent over 1.6 billion dollars, of your money, on media contracts in the last few years. Have you heard anything about US military efforts to influence Iraqi media?
How are the Hurricane Katrina victims doing ?
Bullshit and neglect- the New American Way?

Liars and Quitters

quit lying
everybody

109

It's 109 degrees f. in my town right now, down from a high of 111. The newspaper will say 100. The TV news always seems to shave a few degrees off of the predicted high temps. .

Might our bombs raise temperatures in Kansas?

Are we still using depleted uranium?

How's land-mine sales?

Which beautiful island is Kenneth Lay lounging on?

Is this a good time to ask Arlen Specter about the Warren Commission?

We're getting a 2nd Wal-mart !

We're getting a new I-70 bridge over the Kansas River .

Gasoline prices drop 10 cents, then go up 20, then drop.....

Aspartame is sweet?

Freedom's knocking doors in.

Liberty is cussing in American.

Who's thirsty?

Who's hungry?

Who got shot for violating the curfew?

What time is it?

Let's build some prisons and fill 'em up.

Let's borrow some money.

Let's blow shit up.

Let's blow shit off.

Let's brown-nose the Brownbacks.

Let's let Roberts vote to rob us.

Let's laugh nervously and change the subject?

truth to blowhards

I just discovered CallingAllWingnuts. It is brilliant. It's quite refreshing.
There's a man named Mike who has been calling in to Radio Talk shows.
Go there
I listen to talk radio quite a bit, not all the time.
In the Kansas City area we are allowed to choose from amongst the larger turds in the business. I have this desire to hear someone say "Pill-poppin' dittos" on the air.
A few months back, I was listening to O'Really? , and a feller called in and suggested that loofahs be passed out to the children of California. I felt strong joy and pissed myself.