Death does come

I'm fast approaching, or quickly about not to make it to, my 16,000th day on this earth , if they didn't lie to me about that as well.
Procrastination overpowers my suicidal tendency, so don't worry, if you know me or care. I'm too lazy to kill myself, and I fear it would hurt. It would certainly hurt me, and more importantly, it would hurt survivors. But, maybe this can help some desperado.
I've been suicidal for thirty-plus years. Not every moment, but it (the killin' myself NONSENSE) dawns apoppin' into me pea more than what would seem normal to the normal.
So, please, if you are suicidal, don't do it. A lifetime of happiness lies ahead of you. You will soon receive help from an unexpected source. You will learn something new every day. You are going to have a very comfortable old age. A lifetime friend shall soon be made. The saints are the sinners who keep on trying. Look around; happiness is trying to catch you. You will be fortunate in the opportunities presented to you. In love you could shine as a brilliant star. Relax and enjoy yourself. Your talents will be recognized and suitably awarded. You are going to take a trip to the seaside. You have a delicious sense of humor. You will be advanced socially, without any special effort. You are always welcome in any gathering. You love challenge. A carrot a day, may keep cancer away. ? There are big changes for you but you will be happy. A well-directed imagination is the source of great deeds. Daily Numbers 3 0 5 Lotto Six #'s 21 31 3 2 39 78
It tastes sweet. That's what it said. A wish will be granted after a long delay. It is not in your character to give up. Your mind is creative, original and alert. You have a quiet and unobtrusive nature. You will have gold pieces by the bushel. You are heading for a land of sunshine. Avoid taking unnecessary gambles. You are one of the people who "goes places in life." Telephone = Dian-hua. A new venture will be a success. Value, across the table, he that possesses the true facts of life. The time is right to make new friends. You have a natural grace and great consideration for others. Be prepared to accept a wondrous opportunity in the days ahead! He or She who seeks will find. You will be successful someday. You have a natural grace and great consideration for others again. You like participating in competitive sports. You are soon going to change your present line of work. You will have a long and healthy life. 17, 18, 29, 45 Share your joys and sorrows.