Dad's ok

...but the world is not.
NSA surveillance is of no concern to you. You'll not be extrordinarily renditioned. You ain't gettin' deployed and extended. Your sub-contractor won't sub-contract to some nut. Yer shit isn't exploding. You ain't gonna go catch the Monkey-pox. You're not goin' to the pokey. You are not in trouble. We know that fart weren't yourn.