Monday, April 23, 2007

Article II parts

...and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States." That 'to the best of my ability' stuff could keep his ass out of jail.
The Prez shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy, when called into ACTUAL Service of the United States.
He shall have Power, by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate to do all kinds of shit.
He shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union.
Section 4 is my favorite. The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.
Do you think there's any bribery goin' on? Starting wars should be way the fuck up there on the high crimes chart. Does the "high" too apply to the misdemeanors? Maybe it's not treason to squander our surplus. He cancelled his vacation for that fuckin' hurricane.

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