Cranky

I don't want to be old and cranky
I ain't gettin' no hanky panky
could it be the pimples on my pasty flanky
my bedroom's fairly smelly it'sa dark and danky

I miss the days when my weiner got lanky
for each and every cooter I would like to say thanky
I've begun to worry that I'll shrivel and shranky
help me, help me, help me to avoid The Skanky

Maybe you're from here, maybe you're a Yankee
maybe you're a Mexican, Mon Dieu, I need some stanky
I don't want to be old and cranky
I ain't gonna be old and cranky