safety bed

This won't hurt. The judges tell me so. I like the arm-rests. Seems unusual. What's them straps for?

pole dancing

peeka boom

jams

Be careful up there

as the birds die

nachos with chicken from menus go stricken, as the birds die

turkey's a bird, a sandwich with sauce, some fries and a beer

oh, dear

as a treat, eat some meat from the street

as the corn goes crappy,

dog meat becomes an option, I'll just have a salad

as the fish die, things get stinky

let them eat beans

as the birds die, frogs will feel safer riding motorcycles

as the birds die, eggs may dwindle

Mumbai

oops

Fence Contest

Beard Contest