100

Rupert Murdoch got some more. I don't like this gosh-darned war.

Let's fart naked in a soup line.

Let's fart naked at the mall.

Let's fart naked every chance we get.

I "fart naked" playing basketball.

Oh, the good things to do

Oh, no ,the good things

spread it thusly

Let's not, and say we did.
Let's do, and say we don't.
The U.S. embassy in Baghdad is being built by laborers who thought that they were heading for Dubai. Is it still human trafficking if these dudes get paid a few hundred a month? Can we blame the sub-contractor?
Have we filled zero mass graves over there?
Can I get a body-count?
Are you feeling robust?
Praise the lord, and pass the ammunition.

Too much cussing?

I was just about finished with my application to put ads on this blog, when I read the part about excessive profanity. Sorry, fucker.

Still smoking,still drinking

...and stinking.
I must pay off the landlord, clean my van, house, and body, record a good baby-disc, move my art to the studio, see the doctor, the dentist, and the eye people, take that fridge to the curb, book a shit-load of paying gigs, get some sun?, visit Liquid, finish the West juke, fix The Crossing, oops- Lyon pool table

I must get it together while I can. Someday ten years ago , I'm gonna wake up and realize that I am wasting myself, then get drunk and forget about it.

fryku 2 ,as well

send 'em off to be killed and kill.

ease your mind with a spaced-age pill.

fuck you, sir, you dirty fucker.

I resign from playing sucker.

Fryku (frai-ku) for you

Let's count these fuckers, find the pattern.
Blue-dog fart-folk might buy Saturns.
Pull a trick like Greg Lougainas.
Things are circling 'round Uranus.
8x4

It's showing up in books

...but nobody seems to care. Maybe , most of them just don't know. "They" 'll tell us what to know. Scott Baio has a show.

Though we slay, let's just say, "it's OK", U.S.A.

Dad's ok

...but the world is not.
NSA surveillance is of no concern to you. You'll not be extrordinarily renditioned. You ain't gettin' deployed and extended. Your sub-contractor won't sub-contract to some nut. Yer shit isn't exploding. You ain't gonna go catch the Monkey-pox. You're not goin' to the pokey. You are not in trouble. We know that fart weren't yourn.

Here's a weekend

Baldwin twice, two Hooter's, Topeka and KCK, a Sam's in Lenexa, the Radisson, "dammit, I'm not gonna make it to Kallipalooza on time"
I emptied a truckbed then high-tailed it north to get beer for the dogs and the gators.
Oh, what a show, it went well, I got schnockered. Too drunk to drive, I slept down the street at the studio hotter than fuck. I woke up drenched at 8 and stumbled up the alleys to the van and motored home to sleep for real in the cool until 3. Tonight is the Bob Dylan deal at the Gaslight. I play at 11. I hadn't answered my phone all day and Kalli was worried and too she was hurting.
Our buddy Stu lost his bar and he's losing his life. I got there too late, they were closed.
Kalli went to the LMH ER by herself and they sent her on to St. Lukes. I'm getting ready to play my guitar, and I used to wear short Daisy Dukes.
I drank me some beers, then I wow-ed me some folks , then I took off to sleep with the beagle. We loved on the cats and we had us some snacks, we did nothing considered illegal.
Sunday morning found Kalli released from St. Lukes as my dad checked in. Oy

Look away

Some people are busy. Busy doing good things, or busy doing bad things.
Busy doing something, busy doing nothing. Busy getting dizzy. I wish my hair was frizzy, frizzy as Thin Lizzy.
KS Senator Pat Roberts, former Chairman of the Intelligence committee, was supposed to be busy investigating how we got into this war. How's that "Phase 2" report coming ?
Did I miss it? Is it a secret? Should I shut up and stay busy?

Aspartame

How are you feeling? Poisoned?
Do you ingest sugar-free soda? NutraSweet? Equal?
Google-search Aspartame.
Check out www.dorway.com
I'm off the gum starting now.
Holy $hit.