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A strange thing happened in the White House press room yesterday. Real questions were asked, and bullshit answers were challenged. The buzzer has sounded. The game might be over. The gig is up. The turkey is done. The Emporer is butt-naked.

Oh well, What's Orwell

We never said that. It's always been our policy to confuse you. Look that way,please. The famous bowl is good. The Chiefs won't suck. Tomorrow's high will be a pleasant 86. Gas prices have gone down. Minnie Ripperton has been hunchin' on Scott Baio. There's a suspicious package under the bridge. Sharks will eat you every time. Shhh, we're conducting a poll. I think you love me. But , what am I so afraid of ? It's ALL good. consume

mpeachm

A haven for those who wish us ill
an unacceptable risk
You can't support the troops without supporting the mission

OK

"fight 'em there"

you might be " 'em "
if there is where you are
oh well's what Orwell

tonight

Tonight
I played the Crosstown. I played trombone. It blew. But people like that shit. Then I played guitar and rarely sucked. and they cheered
A wrinkly bill got jammed in the Shenago Mega-Touch. I jammed with Bones. I jammed with Jim. and Todd and Tony
Me and Julio down by Miracle Video
Froyd then, did dazzle some nutty folk.
We're gonna do it every Friday - 7pm to 10
It's free
be nutty

what if...

I weren't drunk and writing. Shit was twixst or thrixst exciting. I think we stopped the fleas from biting. Kalli's sick again. gods fucking damn-it.

WW III ?

Is it on? We are supplying arms to the users. We got forts. I don't like it.
Is it wrong?
You're goddamned right it's wrong.

Got War?

All this killin's makin' me hungry. I should get a pizza.

If we can't support the troops without supporting the mission, and the mission is a fucking secret, I'll rely on my faith in the great leader of our great country. He knows what the mission is, and that's good enough for some. You can't fight City Hall. You shouldn't doubt the president. I mean, shit, he's the president. If he says "drop bombs", you say "how many?". Why would he lie about a thing like this? He loves us.

80

A couple old doddering dudes let loose for a week-end. Oh, to party once more.
The van that won't shift jumped the van that wouldn't start, and off they went to get gas. I'd hate to run out of gas out there. I brought 2 coolers, 2 empty lighters, 1 fucked-up old tent, a flash-light, socks and underwear, a chair, some bug-spray, wasabi peas, a stupid hat , and a pinch o' weed. I bought peanut butter, 4 bananas, a loaf of bread, a case of PBR, a half-pint of Cuervo, and another chair in case we got company.
This year they wouldn't let me pull into the handicapped camping area, so we set up what could be referred to as Camp Dumb-ass in the middle of a hot field. I figured that people would fill it in behind us, but that never happened. We were " the edge of Friday".
We set up the tent between the vans. ( We brought separate vehicles in case either of us got home-sick.) We got out our chairs and sat in 'em , drinking beers and marveling at the giant party going on around us. "What time is it?"
"I gotta pee."
"What do you want to do?"
"I don't know , what time is it?"
"I'm gonna have another beer."
"Shot of tequila?"
"Let's go see some bands."
"My feet hurt, let's take the bus."
"The bus is too crowded, let's get off."
"I gotta pee again."
"I'm glad we brought these coats, it could get chilly."
"There's a good bathroom."
"There's that one dude."
"Hey , dude." ...and so on
The Thrill Is Gone
I should start looking for an RV.

Whatchya been doin' ?

Today I saw a lady who I used to have a crush on. She asked me what I have been doing for the last thirty years. I said "drinkin'".

keep on smokin'

Treat yourself to an extra puff of poison today. Thank me later. They're lining up to smell your finger. As your teeth morph brown, have fun. It's your time, and you have plenty of that. Smokes are cheap and delicious. Four out of five doctors who smoke, smoke Camels. Camel makes a menthol.
love cancer

June, dear

June is here to help. She brings the heat 'n' skeeters. Rock-concert amps and tweeters. High-school sweetheart cheaters. Drive-in movie theaters. Horny pool-side peters. Younger Wal-mart greeters. Bug-spray seeking Deeters. Busted Derek Jeters. Assumption rhymes with gumption.