to a trickle

Things don't flow, or do, but slow. Say cash and love and gumption.
I can not pee now, woe is me. Ain't nothin' rhymes with gumption.
My van goes not past second gear. My fridge can't seem to hold its beer.
Without fast wheels, I can't get Hooter's, nor my check, I'm fucked.
There's 'coons and possums on my roof and spiders down my duct.
When should I get my shit together? Now? No, maybe later.
If I had a girlfriend, I could not afford to date her.

Let's have our yard sale !

Somewheres around five in the morning, one of us suggested that we stay up and have our yard sale. "We can do this!" We were haulin' shit out to the yard for a good hour'n'a half, and then it started fuckin' raining. Four or five people pulled up, peeked, and cruised. Four or five stopped, got out of their vehicles, and walked into the yard to get a closer look at the dirty (now muddy) goods and the 3 drunken fools in charge of it all. " I don't see anything I need.",said one lady. Well, of course ,but come on. Buy something. We're doin' this in the rain. Pity purchase. Look at us.
We sold nada.

Ask not what your booze can do for you...

I thought I'd pay a visit to the best bar in Kansas, so I did. I got
me a beer. man
I got me a beer.
Then I got a free one.
Then I saw an old friend.
Then we kept drinkin'.
Now the cops have him.

following Stupid

" Success is not no violence. " Our president said that recently in reference to Iraq. Reconstruction has been abandoned. The wealthy have fled. Widespread disease should be kicking in soon. They're dying in the Green Zone. We've ordered up murder. Our money buys killin'.
Over and over , I hear U.S. politicians and newsDicks say that the Iraqi government should get it together , shape up, fix Their problems, and fulfill our visions. Cancel your vacations, there is work to work on , and " it's hard". If we don't see some progress soon, we might serve you some consequences.
Must we attack them again? Can we re-invade? How 'bout a good old-fashioned embargo?
Should puppets feel threatened by sheep?

what time is it ?

Is it time to get drunk again? Is it time to have a snack? Should I smoke another cigarette? Is it time to take up Crack?
Should I quit my job? Dare I ditch this mob? Change my name to Bob? Order corn sans cob?
Is the world too hot? Should I grow some pot? Will the have's have not but(t) to cop a squat?
Does this blog make sense when your beagle's by the fence? Doggy diggin' gets intense, she got out again Where? Whence??