Pathetic ?

Who's puttin' pickles in the pudding?
Who put their pencils in the trash?
Who's breaking promises I made to myself?
Wasn't I gonna sober up , and smoke less, and bathe, and pay my bills, and play, and write?
"How did I get so far gone?
Where do I belong?
Where in the world did I ever go wrong?
If I took the time to replace
what my mind erased...
I feel as if I'm here but I'm gone."

I should apologize to Sonic and bourbon and Camels for abusing them.
I'm gonna visit the checkbook. I'm gonna get reacquainted with the soap. I'm gonna clean this house. We'll have a party and mess it up. I will maintain my vehicle. I'll do some fuckin' sit-ups. I will live again. I should love again. I'll get new shoes. ...maybe a hat.

Bourbon is bad

hic

As if anyone other than you three read me

I love yuz

purple

for people
four pickles
for pudding
fore putting

In my fridge tonight

3 mayo, 6 mustard, 10 beers, old ketchup, old catsup, old syrup times two, bottled water x 23.5, twenty-plus lbs. of ham in various states of decay, want some?, one old orange, one old green? pepper, 1/2 an old onion, pickle juice and seeds in jars, old jelly, old pesto, old frosting, old dressings, old Old El Paso, assorted sauces in packets and bottles, 6 vanilla cokes, onion juice, 2 Comfort Sunshine Roast 4-cup coffee pucks, baking soda, stains, 1 Black Bean Drink, 1 Grass Jelly Drink, 1 Spam Single, a bag of Andy's Brand Fish Breading, and something in foil that I ain't gonna open

Please watch C-SPAN

Roll with the blather and puffings and parliamentary mumbly jumbo. C-SPAN features the House , 9 to close, and Washington Journal (call-in show) at 6am (could be 5? , I'm sleepin') 'til 9am, and later in the evening, hearings and press conferences and stuff. C-SPAN II has the Senate and , Book TV on weekends , and hearings and stuff. C-SPAN III does recent history bits on timely topics.
It's interesting/disturbing to see the mountains of news that don't make the News.

Defense makes sense

The problem is- We attacked them. So, there we are. Who is We? Who is them? Who are You? How's yer bird?
If I know what I'm talking about, the 19 9/11 hijackers are dead. Let's think. How many people were in on that plot? One hundred? One thousand? Half a million? I guess and hope it's less than 100. Somebody should look into that. I think they were Saudi. I promise you that zero to not many of the thousands upon thousands of corpses filling Our mass-graves over there gave two turd-balls toward destroying America and taking your Freedom.
This whole fuckin' thing is for money.
love , fester

Spring Break '86

Tuesday?, March 11?
Daytona was great. Ft. Lauderdale must be even better, we thought. We rolled into town bright and early this morning. Big hotels, beautiful girls, the place is a tropical paradise. NO PARKING
After long searching for BAGO space, we find a place called Animal House - $20 'til 7pm. We stayed past 8pm. The cops show up. The manager of Animal House is handcuffed and taken away. As we make our get-away, this plush U-Haul Southwind recreational vehicle of ours breaks down. Right now I'm stranded in a gas station parking lot, waiting for the tow-truck to drag this big pain in the ass to safety. It's getting mighty crowded. With five days to go on our trip, I'm down to sixty dollars. Everyone had mushrooms for lunch today.
Slowly but consistantly losing it, The Hambone who fell to Earth

This is one of many postcards that I sent back to Lawrence , Ks . Don't try too hard to make sense of some of these.
Friday? March 14th?
"Hey , Sambino!" Hey! Where ya from? Do you want some beer? Come back! You're beautiful! Hey Sambido! Come here! Whoo! Oh baby! My friend, Blockhead John says he loves you.
Shut up! "You guys from New York are boneheads." Fart Naked! gnarly spew-ass. " Are you dicks asleep in there? Takee Outee, Lonnie 50 cent beers, face prints, food and farts and beers,sleep and farts, shits and bars, traffic pollution, smells + food + sleep, fights + farts + beer, cops and drugs and booze and farts, sun and heat and granola beach, spew and tension, tempers and farts intentional, sleep and roadhouse dirt and paranoia, sloppy intoxication
NO PARKING - We've learned to bend over and park like criminals
(sent to the Rock Chalk Bar from "burning rectal itch")

post 41

wow
a fortune, a cookie
You have the ability to create a unique and respected life-style. You have yearning for perfection. Good to begin well, better to end well. I'm full (eaten enough) Chi bao le. Someone will visit you soon. You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first. Here is your towelette - a napkin saturated with a pleasing lemon-scented cleansing lotion. Self-dries in seconds, leaves skin soft and smooth. Your love life will be happy and harmonious. Past experience: He who never makes mistakes, never did anything that's worthy. 12, 17, 19, 33, 36, 38
You are always welcome in many ways.
love, Chinese food

loves the music

At five I had drum lessons. Then, Fourth Grade, I played cello. Drums in band 4th, 5th, and 6th. Trumpet to French Horn as I discovered porn. All the while listening, listening to song upon songs of all ages and genres and hardness and weirdness at volumes and venues where most people weren't. If all could love Eno, the world would be funner.
In Ninth gRade, my first 3 hours of the day was Band. 9th was still Jr. high back then, ya see. We were the Seniors of the 7-9 and got to make odd class schedules for ourselves. So , I'd go to band, take a break, orchestra, break, band, lunch , math, art?, GYM, shit hmm

Death does come

I'm fast approaching, or quickly about not to make it to, my 16,000th day on this earth , if they didn't lie to me about that as well.
Procrastination overpowers my suicidal tendency, so don't worry, if you know me or care. I'm too lazy to kill myself, and I fear it would hurt. It would certainly hurt me, and more importantly, it would hurt survivors. But, maybe this can help some desperado.
I've been suicidal for thirty-plus years. Not every moment, but it (the killin' myself NONSENSE) dawns apoppin' into me pea more than what would seem normal to the normal.
So, please, if you are suicidal, don't do it. A lifetime of happiness lies ahead of you. You will soon receive help from an unexpected source. You will learn something new every day. You are going to have a very comfortable old age. A lifetime friend shall soon be made. The saints are the sinners who keep on trying. Look around; happiness is trying to catch you. You will be fortunate in the opportunities presented to you. In love you could shine as a brilliant star. Relax and enjoy yourself. Your talents will be recognized and suitably awarded. You are going to take a trip to the seaside. You have a delicious sense of humor. You will be advanced socially, without any special effort. You are always welcome in any gathering. You love challenge. A carrot a day, may keep cancer away. ? There are big changes for you but you will be happy. A well-directed imagination is the source of great deeds. Daily Numbers 3 0 5 Lotto Six #'s 21 31 3 2 39 78
It tastes sweet. That's what it said. A wish will be granted after a long delay. It is not in your character to give up. Your mind is creative, original and alert. You have a quiet and unobtrusive nature. You will have gold pieces by the bushel. You are heading for a land of sunshine. Avoid taking unnecessary gambles. You are one of the people who "goes places in life." Telephone = Dian-hua. A new venture will be a success. Value, across the table, he that possesses the true facts of life. The time is right to make new friends. You have a natural grace and great consideration for others. Be prepared to accept a wondrous opportunity in the days ahead! He or She who seeks will find. You will be successful someday. You have a natural grace and great consideration for others again. You like participating in competitive sports. You are soon going to change your present line of work. You will have a long and healthy life. 17, 18, 29, 45 Share your joys and sorrows.