Turnoffs

I just saw part of a bush "press conference" from Jordan. Our leader came off as a testy simp. When asked if the U.S. could be a cause of the violence in Afghanistan and Iraq , he intensified his defensive , whiney, "it's not my fault", troubled teen tone . '...brutal dictator, killed his own people, mass graves, raperooms, human-animal hybrids,...freedom'

nervouser and nervouser

The reporters were granted six questions, then blessed with a seventh.
I think our boss needs to answer some unapproved questions.

Who is profiting off of this sick adventure ? If you don't know, ask your dad.
Who is living in Sadaam's old palaces ?
Are we building forts? Do you remember that TV show F-Troop? If you could be a character in F-Troop, who would it be?
As the Iraqi army steps up will they be getting armour for their vehicles and bodies?
Wait, Are they gettin' vehicles?
Are they gonna get an airforce?
Did you figure we'd be all up in Iran by now with a man on Mars?
Has anyone told you that you pronounce the word nuclear incorrectly?, and sir, you have a booger.
Have you never been mellow?
Knock,knock.? fuck you

love, fester

...so, anyway...

Do you like things like C-SPAN, like waffles, like Schmengees
like Elvis , and Elvis, like living, like learning, like loafing, love laughing, like monkeys, or what?

dang

I just pizza-greased my December. I've got a cup o' juice and a bowl of jimmy. My feet they stink, my toes may shimmy. Though Frenchfries aren't my fav'rite treat , I've twentyseven near my seat. I'm an excellent driver.

Hey

sorry I'm late... I was watching the Hawks spank Dartmouth, but now I shall blog

love, fester