" You'd be amazed to see what it's like in Vietnam."
How in hell is this guy President ? delusional and determinedly so. What kind of pills might he be taking? Does he really go to bed early every night? Do you think he's a napper? I wonder if he plays Texas Hold'em on his computer. I'll bet he has a kick-ass computer. I know he likes to ride his bike. Do you think he smokes weed? never?
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Here in silence, are 15 more.
"I'm listening to our commanders, we're looking at all options. Whatever we do it'll help the Iraqis step up. We're gonna marginalize the evildoers. We must make sure that our military has the capability to stay in the fight for a long period of time. I am willing to follow a path that leads to victory. It's the right strategy for America to stay engaged. The first question I always ask here in Washington is how do we continue to make the, to grow the economy. nucular"
We got a comprehensive and robust plan to achieve the objective, and that is to make the country less dependent on foreign energy. Iran is out of step with the majority of thinkers. We've made it clear to them. I don't recall ordering an investigation. I do remember experiencing some , uh, angst. To be successful going forward we will need to analyze the things that went wrong. ...and we're making good progress against the Sadaamists, and some of 'em are Al quaeda. It's a hard fight, it's hard work. It's a multi-faceted plan and of course were lookin' for things that went wrong.
We got a comprehensive and robust plan to achieve the objective, and that is to make the country less dependent on foreign energy. Iran is out of step with the majority of thinkers. We've made it clear to them. I don't recall ordering an investigation. I do remember experiencing some , uh, angst. To be successful going forward we will need to analyze the things that went wrong. ...and we're making good progress against the Sadaamists, and some of 'em are Al quaeda. It's a hard fight, it's hard work. It's a multi-faceted plan and of course were lookin' for things that went wrong.
Monday, December 18, 2006
do the stuff you need to do to do the stuff you want to do
I'll lose my stagefright just in time for throat cancer.
Maybe I'll just have me a heart attack at the McDonalds drive thru.
There's a pain in my brain. Will it hemhorage?
I could get hammered and choke on some puke.
I could get trampled by students from Duke.
I could get scurvy and rickets and rabies.
I could get typhoid and bird flu and scabies.
...but, I gotta go to work tomorrow.
Maybe I'll just have me a heart attack at the McDonalds drive thru.
There's a pain in my brain. Will it hemhorage?
I could get hammered and choke on some puke.
I could get trampled by students from Duke.
I could get scurvy and rickets and rabies.
I could get typhoid and bird flu and scabies.
...but, I gotta go to work tomorrow.
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
What's News ?
I checked my local paper today for any mention of yesterday's Kucinich/Paul sponsored Congressional briefing on the Lancet study. mmm nuthin'
The Lancet study tries to determine how many PEOPLE have been killed since WE invaded Iraq.
Later in the day, I bought a New York Times. They had a Kucinich to run in '08-he's a vegan story, but no yesterday's briefing stuff.
This evening I turned on the godamned TV and flipped through the "news" channels to find nothing but douchebags and bullshit.
How many thousands of bombs ?
Are the bulletts in the millions?
Do they have water yet?
Do they have sewer systems?
Does the garbageman come around once a week?
Who is in charge of this sick insanity?
MSNBC's Scarborough was doing American Idol news and Hollywood gossip.
Larry King had a Laci Peterson update.
Glenn Beck sure sucks.
Hannity and colmes featured some of that four-guys-talking-at-once poopla. You decide.
The Lancet thing was on C-SPAN. Toward the end of the breifing, Kucinich opened the floor for questions from the press. The camera turned to the audience of empty chairs, a few kids, and one reporter with a question.
The Lancet study tries to determine how many PEOPLE have been killed since WE invaded Iraq.
Later in the day, I bought a New York Times. They had a Kucinich to run in '08-he's a vegan story, but no yesterday's briefing stuff.
This evening I turned on the godamned TV and flipped through the "news" channels to find nothing but douchebags and bullshit.
How many thousands of bombs ?
Are the bulletts in the millions?
Do they have water yet?
Do they have sewer systems?
Does the garbageman come around once a week?
Who is in charge of this sick insanity?
MSNBC's Scarborough was doing American Idol news and Hollywood gossip.
Larry King had a Laci Peterson update.
Glenn Beck sure sucks.
Hannity and colmes featured some of that four-guys-talking-at-once poopla. You decide.
The Lancet thing was on C-SPAN. Toward the end of the breifing, Kucinich opened the floor for questions from the press. The camera turned to the audience of empty chairs, a few kids, and one reporter with a question.
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Turnoffs
I just saw part of a bush "press conference" from Jordan. Our leader came off as a testy simp. When asked if the U.S. could be a cause of the violence in Afghanistan and Iraq , he intensified his defensive , whiney, "it's not my fault", troubled teen tone . '...brutal dictator, killed his own people, mass graves, raperooms, human-animal hybrids,...freedom'
nervouser and nervouser
The reporters were granted six questions, then blessed with a seventh.
I think our boss needs to answer some unapproved questions.
Who is profiting off of this sick adventure ? If you don't know, ask your dad.
Who is living in Sadaam's old palaces ?
Are we building forts? Do you remember that TV show F-Troop? If you could be a character in F-Troop, who would it be?
As the Iraqi army steps up will they be getting armour for their vehicles and bodies?
Wait, Are they gettin' vehicles?
Are they gonna get an airforce?
Did you figure we'd be all up in Iran by now with a man on Mars?
Has anyone told you that you pronounce the word nuclear incorrectly?, and sir, you have a booger.
Have you never been mellow?
Knock,knock.? fuck you
love, fester
nervouser and nervouser
The reporters were granted six questions, then blessed with a seventh.
I think our boss needs to answer some unapproved questions.
Who is profiting off of this sick adventure ? If you don't know, ask your dad.
Who is living in Sadaam's old palaces ?
Are we building forts? Do you remember that TV show F-Troop? If you could be a character in F-Troop, who would it be?
As the Iraqi army steps up will they be getting armour for their vehicles and bodies?
Wait, Are they gettin' vehicles?
Are they gonna get an airforce?
Did you figure we'd be all up in Iran by now with a man on Mars?
Has anyone told you that you pronounce the word nuclear incorrectly?, and sir, you have a booger.
Have you never been mellow?
Knock,knock.? fuck you
love, fester
...so, anyway...
Do you like things like C-SPAN, like waffles, like Schmengees
like Elvis , and Elvis, like living, like learning, like loafing, love laughing, like monkeys, or what?
like Elvis , and Elvis, like living, like learning, like loafing, love laughing, like monkeys, or what?
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
dang
I just pizza-greased my December. I've got a cup o' juice and a bowl of jimmy. My feet they stink, my toes may shimmy. Though Frenchfries aren't my fav'rite treat , I've twentyseven near my seat. I'm an excellent driver.
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